You know those moments, especially for shy people, those moments where you feel brave enough to attempt a joke, and it just goes so completely wrong and so completely how you didn’t picture it, and in your head it was kind of funny and well thought out but when you go to say it it backfires completely, and you forever after regret the moment you thought you’d try to be clever, and the room is silent, and you vow to never make a joke again and to live life as a mute, and in recognition of the Worst Joke Ever the ground is opening up to swallow you whole, and you don’t bother to stop it because you kind of deserve it for that travesty of a joke, and the world kinda stops and spontaneously combusts in recognition of your awkwardness-



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